Kit Manager Gifts

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

Let's get organized

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

A Day In The Kitchen

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Hassled Mother.

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

'The boss said to get rid of all the pirated software before he returns, which will be in about five to ten years.'

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

The secret lives of household things.

Separation Anxiety

Project Manager Showdown