Kingdom Protectors T-Shirts

'Leave my kingdom! Go now, or I will doom your pathetic souls to eternal hellfire!'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"I see you've security marked your property."

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"We're trying to help you!"

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

Climate Crisis and the Banks

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

"You fly into a window, too?"

Climate change

"The militant hard-liners are making demands, the fanatical zealots are issuing threats, and the moderate centrists are offering suggestions."

'How dumb can you get?'

Pasadena Playhouse War

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

Urban Expansion

Earth Reset Button.

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Notre Dame Fire

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

COP26

No toxic waste in my backyard!

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

Menifee Madness

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

"Don't get too excited, they're empty. Our gift to you is not contributing more plastic waste to landfill."