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Urban Expansion

'Goddam Range Rovers churning up the countryside,'

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I love you too, big guy."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

The Golfing Accident

"Smokey The Tree"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Evolution.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"I brought cocoa."

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

The melting polar ice caps

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Igloo for birds.

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Global Warming Coming Soon!

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"That's an everblue."