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'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Walkers

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Sheep In Curlers

Thatched roof car.

Migrating cows.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

Urban Expansion

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

Scarecrow

Water from a tap forming a dog.

"Oh look, the proposed site for the model Tesco's."

BANG! (Duck hunter hunting very small ducks.

'Boy, that is one old Turkey.'

Caution - Poet at work

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

'Bearing in mind how he protected the Armed Forces and the NHS, I think we're in deep trouble.'

"I can't find a decent bagel in this place."

Toad roadkill.

Bloomin' moths!

Chasing Dreams.

I'm a Grasstafarian!

Farming uncle and cockney nephew riding

Something above the common

Trilby - 'The happy life'.