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"That's a result...The floods have washed away the latest flytip."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Humans...What is their purpose?

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Country Bumpkin.

Mother Nature

'How very Cumbria.'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

'Forget what?'

Get on with it!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Static cling."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

A Venus cow trap.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

An English Gold Field

Mummy?!

"I dunno...ask him."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Men chopping down trees. Underground, tree roots hold hands for support.