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"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Sunbathing in the park

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Lounging by the pool

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

The Martini is invented.

"I'm having a pajama day."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"You are still here."

Contented man and cat sleeping

Unconditional Loveseat

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

How the goat got square eyes.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"In da house"

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."