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"It was declined again—do you want to try a different card?"

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

The Salesman

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

Supply Chain

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

Counting my Bonus...

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"You must admit, so far we've done pretty well for not yet having a product line."

King completes rubik's cube.

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Personally, I prefer the stick to the carrot. I tried threatening them with a carrot once, and it didn't work worth a damn.

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

Music to their ears.

Ten business commandments, city trading floor

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"I really hate sales meetings"

First-Customer-Earned

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

High end of the market...

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.