King Of Climate Conversations Gifts

King Canute - Early Climate Change Sceptic

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Winter Weather.

"I think we have run out of time..."

How Glaciations Begin

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

COP29

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

"Considering the heat, cold button issues might be the way to go."

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

24 Words for Melting Snow

'Ooops. Any chance we could blame this on El Nino or climate change?'

Where is global warming when you want it?

Intense summer sun

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

Khan Hunt

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"