Kindle Collector Gifts

"Ralphie, no! Not on my Kindle!"

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Rare Books

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

Divine Desk Bins

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

'A is for Arse.'

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Redlaw and the Phantom

"I have an app for that."

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

You trip on it, you buy it.

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

Home Sweet Second Home.

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.