Kindle Collector Pillows

"Ralphie, no! Not on my Kindle!"

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Rare Books

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

Divine Desk Bins

'A is for Arse.'

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

I just reread a great book I downloaded from Amazon about five years ago. You rekindled an old relationship!

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Redlaw and the Phantom

"I have an app for that."

'Once upon a time there was a really lousy editor name Sue. Sue was lazy and stupid, so she was fired, and her boss lived happily ever after. The end.'

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Home Sweet Second Home.

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

'It's time you knew the truth. You're not my real son. You're a novelization.'

Stephen King

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

You trip on it, you buy it.