Kindergarten Celebs Pillows

'I'm sorry, Herbert, but graduating from kindergarten does not come with a hefty retirement package.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Could I ask just one question?"

Exam

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I started a collection!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"Great! I've finally mastered all my competencies and my teachers still have most of their hair."

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"