Kind Hearted Crew Pillows

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Hollywood producer.

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

True Story Movie

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

Reality TV

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

'It means, like, stop filming...'

'I'm sorry, I can't take part in your survey, I'm not your typical man in the street.'

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

Kingsley Amis

'Meet Bill, my most loyal sailor: I know he would only leave me if the boat were sinking...'

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."

'I appreciate you desire to volunteer with Pilots Without Borders, but being a flightless bird you haven't enough flying hours to qualify with us.'

On the Set of the Mulberry Bush

"All right, everybody- time to knock off for lunch."

'Hollywood writers strike.'