Comedic Crew Pillows

'This isn't the kind of sales job I was hoping for.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

Double Saxophone

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Footballer playing for time

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"You lick, I'll dry."

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

Beard helper

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"Keep that recipe handy. The police might want it as evidence."

Frozen Fish

"I wasn't texting while driving. I was driving while texting."

Searching for condom.

When Chemists take acid trips.

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

"I never remember, do you brine before or after you get attached to him."

We were asked to insure them against poisoning their guests.

'Hike the Alps? I'm getting out of breath just keeping my foot on the accelerator!'

Our Village Industrial Competition.

Shelly and Marv took Most Hirsute Husband for the third year running with their sensational 'scrub the floor' routine.

'Hello, George? Yes, have you seen my husband? I'm guessing he's in-between the couch cushions again.'

"And FYI, Iggy has night terrors."

Mom's Home-Deforested Cooking!

'Dancer! What the hell are you doing...?'

'Dude, you better get outta' my whey.'

"It's right when you think it's done, but it's not done, that it's most dangerous."