Comedic Duo Pillows

"You lick, I'll dry."

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

"And FYI, Iggy has night terrors."

"Darling, I have a crushing spinal pain and may never stand up again."

Shelly and Marv took Most Hirsute Husband for the third year running with their sensational 'scrub the floor' routine.

Whoops! I've brought the wrong husband home from the shops.

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

Stand-up Romcom

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Double Saxophone

'Do you Duane, paternity suit notwithstanding, take Diane...'

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

"The blow drier is broken."

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

Footballer playing for time

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

Jumble Sale

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

Applecart - "Its's just there as a reminder!"

'I gave him the best years of my life. That's true. Then we got married.'

'When we were first married, he was all 'Cock-A-Doodle-Do.' Now, he's just 'Cock-A-Doodle-Don't.''

"You have your emotional support animal and I have mine."

Certificate in Living Room Celebrating Three Days Without Argument

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

Rollercoaster police chase.