Comic Duo Pillows

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"We only got six days of funding."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Stand-up Romcom

"You've changed."

"The hyenas started it."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

The Family Joules: Part 22

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Jim Carrey,

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"Maybe I'm not the best choice to ask if your silly wife cartoons are funny!"

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Two

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven