Comic Duo Pillows

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"We only got six days of funding."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Stand-up Romcom

"You've changed."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

"Maybe I'm not the best choice to ask if your silly wife cartoons are funny!"

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."