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"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Why do they do that?"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Love at First Sight

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Cat box"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Faster, Georges, faster!

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

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Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"You left this on our ship."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'