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'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

A small man under a giant microscope.

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

The Best Laid Plans

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'Too dressy?'

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

Crystal Ball Plug

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

Pianist.

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."