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Piranhaclaus

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

A small man under a giant microscope.

The Best Laid Plans

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'Too dressy?'

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

Crystal Ball Plug

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

Pianist.

Goldfish funeral