Collecting Tobacco Items Gifts

Smokers Of The World Ignite

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Some scents are nonsense.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Pianist.

Flower sniffer

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

'Can, you hear me?'

"It's for the woman who has everything except a man who knows what she wants."

Excess

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

Replica Football Merchandise

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Common stock, Preferred stock, Private stock.

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."

"I was expecting a bigger crowd."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"That's me Uncle Magee. He's half Irish, half scotch."

"Look! He's found my scent!"

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

'Greetings 2000' Santa passing out gasmasks as presents to children

Now in Pumpkin Spice!

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

"Do you have something that says, 'Quit stalking me'?"

'Smoking section, please.'