Collecting Tobacco Products Gifts

'I prefer these imported cigarettes - they don't have a health warning.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Some scents are nonsense.

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Hippie Edibles Co.

Proceedings of the club

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Flower sniffer

"It's for the woman who has everything except a man who knows what she wants."

"With the return of cigars and martinis could war have been far behind?"

Excess

Replica Football Merchandise

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

Common stock, Preferred stock, Private stock.

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Look! He's found my scent!"

"It's a brand name. Honestly, we have nothing to do with Q."

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

'Smoking section, please.'

'Do you have any of the perfume that makes me look like Angelina Jolie?'

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

"Do you have something that says, 'Quit stalking me'?"

'Do you sell cologne in bulk?'

Tobacconist recomending cigars to a buyer

"Do you have Eau De Rumen?"

"I'll take three dozen bottles."

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

'Here's one that will drive your husband nuts! Ninety eight bucks a bottle.'