Kimono Collector Mugs

I'm your biggest fan.

Yum Yum

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Why do they do that?"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Cat box"

Love at First Sight

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Selling lemon latt�

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"You left this on our ship."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"