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I love Pottery.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

The Hammer

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'You wouldn't believe the day I've had.'

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

Granny Wear

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'