Kiln Whisperer Gifts

I love Pottery.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

The Hammer

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'You wouldn't believe the day I've had.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Cat Lover's Leap.

Granny Wear

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'