Kid With Opinions Gifts

"My generosity is reserved for drivers who aren't on their cell phones."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Jr. cloning kit

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"It's an Eyesaur."

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"It's a mobile."

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

'Dad, what is peace?'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'Let's see, here we have the first results from of the brain scanner...'

G.P.S. For the Home

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"She's always been a quick learner."

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

'I told you this would make a lousy birthday present.'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

"What was life really like in the middle ages, Sadie?"

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."