Child With A Bold Opinion Gifts

"Stripes are very unfashionable."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"It's an Eyesaur."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'Dad, what is peace?'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"She's always been a quick learner."

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

High School. I was suspended for throwing a Robert Frost book. They didn't see that it was performance - poetry in motion.

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

"How do you know I got this dirt on me. Maybe I'm biodegrading."

'Nothing against you, Dad, but I'd rather be a POLITICAL pundit.'

'As I see it, Pinocchio was motivated by a need to prove himself, while both Hansel and Gretel were driven by an inborn rebelliousness.'

"My parents sent me- I don't like Harry Potter."

'That's birth certificate fraud!'

'This baby has tilt steering, natural air and plenty of head room.'

Crayons - Expiration Date: Your 9th Birthday.

'I'm worried about job security and I don't even have a job yet!'

'Mummy, Mummy: The nasty teacher said I couldn't take my Teddy Bear to school anymore...'

Boy and his turtle on skateboard.

James Bond as a kid.

'How will all this fiscal cliff and debt ceiling stuff affect my allowance?'

"Papi, I need a bigger bedroom. The one I have isn't big enough for a the both of us."