Child With A Bold Opinion Gifts

"Stripes are very unfashionable."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"It's an Eyesaur."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'Dad, what is peace?'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"She's always been a quick learner."

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

'Mom, I no longer need a night light.'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

"How do you know I got this dirt on me. Maybe I'm biodegrading."

'Nothing against you, Dad, but I'd rather be a POLITICAL pundit.'

'As I see it, Pinocchio was motivated by a need to prove himself, while both Hansel and Gretel were driven by an inborn rebelliousness.'

'This baby has tilt steering, natural air and plenty of head room.'

Crayons - Expiration Date: Your 9th Birthday.

'That's birth certificate fraud!'

'I'm worried about job security and I don't even have a job yet!'

'Mummy, Mummy: The nasty teacher said I couldn't take my Teddy Bear to school anymore...'

Boy and his turtle on skateboard.

'How will all this fiscal cliff and debt ceiling stuff affect my allowance?'

"Papi, I need a bigger bedroom. The one I have isn't big enough for a the both of us."

"Alexa, what removes chocolate and magic marker from Dad’s comic books he said never to touch?"