Kid Conflict Appreciators Gifts

'I don't want a big family - I can't stand kids!'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

Most valuable element.

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Trouble everywhere...

A General tries to get rid of peace.

Putin Shoots Down Peace

Political Issues

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

Proud mums.

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

Dove of Peace casting shadow of a fighter plane

Gaza destruction and cause.

"War, J.B. is the continuation of business by other means."

"He's over possessive."

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

What a Cease-fire really means in Gaza-Israel War

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"

'We'll save a fortune in employment tribunals.'

Shooting the Dove of Peace

'The Yarl of Orkney is not big on mediation.'

"This could get nasty..."

'When we agreed to peace talks - I was thinking of something a little more . . . I don't know congenial.'

'On TV they play dramatic music as the contestants enter the ring'

US troops Exit Afghanistan.

Fragile ceasefire

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

"Heck of a way to start the negotiation."

"I really wish you'd come to me first with your problems, Tom, before going on the "World's Worst Bosses' reality show!"