Kid Conflict Appreciators Pillows

'I don't want a big family - I can't stand kids!'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

Most valuable element.

Trouble everywhere...

Putin Shoots Down Peace

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Political Issues

A General tries to get rid of peace.

"Gentlemen, on my signal, walk ten paces, turn around, and try to remember why you came out here."

Proud mums.

"They say you shouldn't go to bed angry, so let's have it out right now before we go to sleep!"

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

Dove of Peace casting shadow of a fighter plane

Gaza destruction and cause.

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

"He's over possessive."

What a Cease-fire really means in Gaza-Israel War

"Yes, this is exactly how wars start—because of someone's insensitivity!"

"War, J.B. is the continuation of business by other means."

'We'll save a fortune in employment tribunals.'

Fragile ceasefire

'On TV they play dramatic music as the contestants enter the ring'

"This could get nasty..."

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

Shooting the Dove of Peace

'The Yarl of Orkney is not big on mediation.'

'When we agreed to peace talks - I was thinking of something a little more . . . I don't know congenial.'

US troops Exit Afghanistan.

"Heck of a way to start the negotiation."

"I really wish you'd come to me first with your problems, Tom, before going on the "World's Worst Bosses' reality show!"