Keyboard Sage Pillows

'The secret to finding all knowledge is to use exactly the right keywords when you google.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

Wikipedia...

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Internet Cafe.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

Computer Life

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Cyberwarfare

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

Computer spying.

'Data, data everywhere!'

Man types with beer on his computer.