Keyboard Sage Prints

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

Wikipedia...

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

Internet Cafe.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Computer Life

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

Computer spying.

Cyberwarfare

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

'Data, data everywhere!'

Man types with beer on his computer.