Computer Sage Pillows

Jeff's computer had ran out of memory again. Computer is saying 'How do I turn on again?'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Career Choices

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

Between Offices

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

Wikipedia...

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"Raise your hand if you're the only one that's not getting let go."

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

'Sorry, darling, the firm's corporate lawyers say I can't discuss my day.'

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

Computer spying.

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'