Keyboard Rocker Gifts

'Let's rock!'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Evolution.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"This next one's another oldie."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

Liam Gallagher.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Careful! He knows computers."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Popera!

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

Bill Bailey

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Octopus on Keys.

The band.

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

Computer Life

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

A 60's pop group

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"