Space Rocker Gifts

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"Space exploration"

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'Lift off, we have lift off...'

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

Capsule airbag

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Meat Loaf

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

'Let's go to Tracy Island, the grass looks really nice there!'

Astronauts see 'Martian' with fig leaf on face.

"No air guitar"

In concert with Garth Vader

'Back in a sec, just going for a p**s.'

Astronaut

Space shuttle Mission Accomplished

'Another missile from Earth approaching, prepare to evacuate again!'

"... Yeah. Just dropping it off now."

Ostriches

'They're part of our corporate culture.'