Space Rocker Gifts

"Did you hear something?"

Satellite radio DJ Lenny Purtz.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"Space exploration"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'Look, it's quite simple. It isn't rocket science you know... Er... Well, you know what I mean.'

Houston gets serious about cleaning up space junk

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

'Lift off, we have lift off...'

'Let's rock!'

Hold on, that's my mom - I forgot my lunch.

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Meat Loaf

Capsule airbag

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

'Back in a sec, just going for a p**s.'

'Let's go to Tracy Island, the grass looks really nice there!'

Astronauts see 'Martian' with fig leaf on face.

"No air guitar"

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

In concert with Garth Vader

Astronaut

Space shuttle Mission Accomplished

'Another missile from Earth approaching, prepare to evacuate again!'

"... Yeah. Just dropping it off now."