Key Commander T-Shirts

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Concert Pianist.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Internet Cafe.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

Computer Life

Thank you

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Cyberwarfare

Essential work against Coronavirus

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Computer whisperer.

'Data, data everywhere!'

Man types with beer on his computer.

"Hey—no cheating!"

Two office workers playing between their cubicles.