Keyboard Commander T-Shirts

"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"

'Don't just stand there - hit the escape key.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Internet Cafe.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Concert Pianist.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

The Proust of Twitter

Piano Recital

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

Second lifeReal life.

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

A woman playing a keyboard

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Computer Music

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

Computer Life