Key Commander Prints

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Concert Pianist.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Infantry.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Internet Cafe.

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

Thank you

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

Computer Life

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

New technologies.

Essential work against Coronavirus

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Cyberwarfare

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

Computer whisperer.

'Data, data everywhere!'

Man types with beer on his computer.