Ken Burns Fan Gifts

Where Indian ink came from.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

The Other Cooperstown

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Famous Optical Illusions!

Scot country dancing,

'I'm redecorating my den and need a 16 point buck for the wall - see to it, Pendleton!'

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

"I've never heard of a PE teacher giving football homework."

Pallbearers sitting around radio: 'This just in! Tributes are pouring in for the legendary tenor Pavarotti, who passed away earlier today....'

C'mon, give him the old 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 combo.

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

Baseball Angels

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

I love coloured tights

Avoid texting valentine's messages

"Before you kiss me good night, will you promise me there's no Kiss-Cam showing it somewhere?"

'Ludwig's still injured. He's traveling with the team, but I didn;t let him suit up.'

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."

"Why come to me? I'm only a humble doctor. You should see a healthcare provider."

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

Happy Burn's Night!

'Harold has a difficult time accepting constructive criticism.'

"This is weird . . . I haven't got a single text or email in the past three minutes."

'I can't believe I'm going to such lengths to change my width!'

'OK, don't listen to me. Brush him back from the plate...'

"You can't identify as me."