Keeper Of The Fins Pillows

'Where's your goldfish?'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"She's just being Koi."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I don't do windows."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'So what have you been up to?'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"I swear, Bob, if you say "I'll think about it and circle back to you" one more time...X"

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

Drinking Companions

"This place could use a moat!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"