Keeper Of The Catch Pillows

'Ralph doesn't believe in catch and release'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Distracting the fish.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

'Go on - they're organic!'

"You know very well what fish!"

Fishing Contest

'I got one this small.'

'Steroids.'

"Don't talk to your dad - he hasn't had his morning coffee yet!"

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

'Where's your goldfish?'

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

Fishing Camp.

'Of course I ate the Goldfish: What did they expect me to do? It's my nature, I can't help it...'

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

"Any luck"

Dog drinking out of fish bowl, "How many fish were in the bowl before I started drinking?"

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

'Don't get too excited, I made the same mistake when I first arrived: It's plastic...'

'This is the one that thought he'd got away.'

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

"Let's not tell anyone about this spot."

"This Dry January thing is going to be a real challenge."

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish