Keeper Of The Catch Prints

'Ralph doesn't believe in catch and release'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Distracting the fish.'

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

'Go on - they're organic!'

"You know very well what fish!"

Fishing Contest

'Steroids.'

'I got one this small.'

"Don't talk to your dad - he hasn't had his morning coffee yet!"

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'Where's your goldfish?'

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

'Of course I ate the Goldfish: What did they expect me to do? It's my nature, I can't help it...'

Fishing Camp.

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

"Any luck"

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

Dog drinking out of fish bowl, "How many fish were in the bowl before I started drinking?"

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

"Let's not tell anyone about this spot."

'This is the one that thought he'd got away.'

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

'Don't get too excited, I made the same mistake when I first arrived: It's plastic...'

"This Dry January thing is going to be a real challenge."