Keen On Clever Trickery Pillows

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

Internet Shoplifting

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

'Lion!'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Restroom Practical Joke.

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

A magician saws in half an octopus

"Yes, we have books on levitation. They're floating around somewhere!"

'It's walking! It's walking!'

'If you don't have room for vegetables, you don't have room for dessert, so I put your vegetables on top of your ice cream.'

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"Nothing but Gummy Worms."

Magic book

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do

'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

Crampe de la Routine

'Too many years as a knife thrower's assistant.'

'I'm in bits!!'