Keen On Clever Trickery Gifts

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

Internet Shoplifting

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'Lion!'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

'There must be like a hundred of them in there!'

Restroom Practical Joke.

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

A magician saws in half an octopus

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

"Yes, we have books on levitation. They're floating around somewhere!"

'It's walking! It's walking!'

'If you don't have room for vegetables, you don't have room for dessert, so I put your vegetables on top of your ice cream.'

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"'Work' is a magic word around here."

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

"Come out! We know you're in there!" "Wait... this is a painted rock! That rascal gave us the slip again!"

Magic book

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do

Trick of Treat

Crampe de la Routine

"Nothing but Gummy Worms."

Houdini.

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

'Too many years as a knife thrower's assistant.'