Kebab Mystery Solver T-Shirts

'...Ear of bat, leg of toad, hair of dog, horn of goat...I always wondered what went into kebab meat...'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

The Map of the human brain

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Barks in code.

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Eureka!

'You know too much!'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Caption contest. After last year's 3,000 entries, we're doing it again! Visit Speedbump.com for info and send your entries to speedbumpcomic@comcast.net.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus