Kebab Mystery Solver Gifts

'...Ear of bat, leg of toad, hair of dog, horn of goat...I always wondered what went into kebab meat...'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Barks in code.

The Map of the human brain

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Eureka!

'You know too much!'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'He's not supposed to go out.'

The Salmon Run

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed