Kebab Enthusiast Gifts

Kebabs on Me

Don't you hate these After-Donor speakers?

Porcupine exiting water has skewered fish.

'Doner Kebab Card' I would like someone to eat my kebab in the event that I am too pissed to do so'

Acme Home Kebab Machine - "Oh Noreen! However did you guess?"

Kebabs.

Ye Olde Kebabbe Shoppe.

Barbecue Fetch

Kebab doner card

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Important Food Groups

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Doughboy Dad

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Happy hour.

"I like when we get organ transplants from New York because they always throw in a dozen bagels."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."