Kebab Connoisseur Pillows

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'Shush kebab.'

"Please stick on a piece of lamb, then some green pepper, then some more lamb."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'These are job perks.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"At this office no two days are different."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

Allegro con molto espresso

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Cake Free Zone

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

His Her Cakes

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'Who gets the decaf?'

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."