Kebab Connoisseur Prints

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'Shush kebab.'

"Please stick on a piece of lamb, then some green pepper, then some more lamb."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"At this office no two days are different."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'These are job perks.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

His Her Cakes

Allegro con molto espresso

Cake Free Zone

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Best Before 5th Pint.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."