Kebabs Prints

Acme Home Kebab Machine - "Oh Noreen! However did you guess?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Audio Books

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

A dog at the bakery.

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Surreal ale

Edison invents the personal stereo

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

Barbecue Fetch

'Turn that ambient music down!'

Justice for a heckler.

Chuck's Bar and Grille: Happy Hour 6-7 pm, Chuckle Hour 7-8 pm.

"Rex always carried a doner card - he was never any good at spelling."

HAPPY HOUR 4:30-5:30, 'Oh, the prices don't change -- we just serve the beer in cartoon-character glasses.'

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

Hot Cross Bun

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

A mad scientist.

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'