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"Do we know for sure it's a concussion and not just a Keatsian swoon?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Filling the Missile Gap

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Elvis Presley

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'The knights are drawing closer'

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

The Real Russian history

Don Quichotte

Don Quilowatte

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.