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I'd rather be skating in Kew

"He's his own worst enemy."

Swiss army knife

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Car joust.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Remarkably Richmond

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Want the wings as an appetizer?

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

Pizza at the Round Table

'After A Knights Hard Day'

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'

Knights

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Don Quijote attacking wind power plant.

'I've told you over and over those things will give you cavities, but do you listen?'

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

'I didn't ask for a knight in shining armoire!!'

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

Clydesdale never misses a beat.