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I'd rather be skating in Kew

"He's his own worst enemy."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Swiss army knife

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

A watch face with Stonehenge

Car joust.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Remarkably Richmond

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'See, I told you - nobody's job is safe!'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

Pizza at the Round Table

Knights

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Don Quijote attacking wind power plant.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Knight and dragon

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

'I've told you over and over those things will give you cavities, but do you listen?'