Kazoo Enthusiast Mugs

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'Don't say anything!'

'...How long is this 'Death by Kazoo' going to take?'

'Playing the kazoo is a lot easier on my chest.'

City Zoo: Day Care

The Zoo.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

A mother and baby elephant

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Dorothy and Toto

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

The Litany Of Fun

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'...Do not feed the bears'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

"Whiplash..."

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"I'm afraid that you have gnumonia."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'